me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions


this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

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Just making sure you all know this photo exists

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I really hope everyone I talk to does their own laundry

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me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

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the saga

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just too damn good to not reblog

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