rcgulus:

I want to be the queen.

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porkrub:

scottthepilgrim:

porkrub:

scottthepilgrim:

porkrub:

scottthepilgrim:

porkrub:

scottthepilgrim:

porkrub arent i too short for u ://

Nah I lov micropenis let me put it in my mouth all 3 cm ;)

babe my dong my be small but my balls are huge

Mmm stick ur giant dong balls in my butthole I luv micropenis and big balls

ok but first you gotta squeeze my balls hard!!!!!!

I will bite them off

YES!!!! THEN SPIT ON ME!

And then what…. ;)

da fuq

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

^

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zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Leo would probably be more confident if…..

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

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dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

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